The Pointlessness of Existence
Why humanoids write

P-Q-19_Factor-110, the chief academic operative of the Canes Venatici System Interconstellational Research Project sipped a can of chilled Betelgeuse and spoke to his student. “How is the research project into the complete meaningless of humanoid existence going?”
E-Z-18-Factor-23 replied, “No more progress I’m afraid, everything is still pointless.”